Sunday, April 10, 2022

spring season Mistress update

Me in Sheri Land, My gorgeous independently owned / run Huntington Beach, Orange County California dungeon.
Hello fans and former friends lol I am still here and still doing incredibly well. 
Thanks for sticking with Me and always checking back :)
This gorgeous leather dress was sent to Me from a very sweet slave <3 
Since My last update just before the end of the year I have managed to keep very busy while also accomplishing some things in My private life. I am happy to have some of the best slaves who get Me and keep Me busy regularly. I am still not that eager to add in new people. Id say how few people new that Ive seen since scamdemic but I dont want to deter anyone from presenting themselves for servitude. Im picky (as I should be) but I am becoming more open to meeting new people. Especially since changing My screening methods. Prior I would rely on another girl verifying that the guy is cool and trustworthy. Now I do not trust other peoples decisions like I did previously. Some girls are just not safe and can take chances because they need to. I am not one of those girls. I have a large stable of slaves who have met and upheld My standards through their servitude. Anyone new has to rise to the set standard in commitment, consistency and communication -to begin with.. I do not chase after slaves, that is not My job. Im here to be served.
New custom latex <3 TY slave for Sheri for ordering this custom bodysuit for My birthday present.
This custom catsuit was also a gift for My birthday. TY slave g for going out of your way to gift Me something that will keep on giving for years and years. Being sentimental there is no way I could ever get dressed in these stunning custom latex looks without thinking about the sweet pervs who enabled Me to own them. 
I still have not traveled lol I was in a really "fuck you" mood to the airline industry for all of scamdemic for treating people and staff like such shit but to be completely honest - those idiots can fly Me everywhere now: Im ready to travel. I miss it. I have worked hard on My dungeon and stuck to My stable of slaves and have met tons of fun distance slaves over the last two years. I am huge on planning but am now growing tired of hearing what you would do if you could. You can. And you will. That is, if you want to actually serve Me. 
This was from a fun slave date. He has been so sweet to Me for years. We finally reconnected for another session in Vegas where he got to take Me out to sushi and then play. More of this please :) Especially since I do have such a flexible schedule and bounce back and fourth between oc and Vegas easily.

Process to become My slave in a session:
Email Me with a polite introduction.
Explain exactly who you are and briefly outline your interest.
I expect you to be able to prove who you are via professional website link, online mentions, official ID and travel itinerary. 
Its really as simple as that. If you are a good slave who cares about their health and safety then I would expect for you to have read My website and blog to approach with an obvious understanding of who I am and what I expect from you right off the bat. If you are a good slave you have done this and are eager to be screened to make Me feel safe and to show Me exactly who you are online and offline. I do not want to meet anyone that I do not feel safe around or do not think I can trust. Its as simple as that. 
I have gotten tons of applications for houseboys. Does My space look like it needs cleaning?? lol I understand this is how some new guys think they can gain entry into My private life but they're wrong. Im a control freak who has a constantly clean and neat work space because I need it to be that way. Take Me out. Dates, shopping, activities. Almost anything sounds better than playing get-to-know-you while I manage someone new doing My chores. Unless I feel like Im saving time or money it tends to feel like work. Being My slave is about improving  My life - not just being in it. slaves I already know and like are different, they are always welcome to offer themselves up to serve after a session. Fortunately all My slaves understand the love I have for My free time to enjoy peace, quiet and privcacy <3 Bring something to the table or book a session. you can be a great client, you do not have to also be a lifestyle slave. 
I really like being a Mistress though. I have some really sweet guys who would do just about anything for Me. This lifestyle has definitely led Me to become more private and I do keep Myself isolated at times. Its just easier to keep all the secrets that way lol But we all need balance. Because I like planning dates and play scenes My balance tends to be focused around time with family or time in the gym where I can just not think about anything while Im there- true Me time. I feel super fortunate that I have plenty of time for it all <3
Its been a long time since I have ventured out into the fetish party scene but its finally happening and I hope you all come out to join Me. The largest international fetish club is coming to Vegas. I will be attending Torture Garden in Las Vegas this May 6th in Area 15! The nice people at Torture Garden gave Me a link to share with you all for a 15% discount: CLICK HERE for tickets or use code TGLVSHERI2022 at checkout. It was the perfect excuse for Me to order something new and shiny from My Los Angeles based latex designer Abigail Greydanus, I hope you slaves will send tributes towards paying for it. What I am most excited about is the TG strict dress code! I cannot wait to see what everyone is wearing to the party. I am excited to reconnect with some friends as well as people I have not seen in years and also meet some people in real life that I have only met online so far. If you're going I hope you drop a note or say hello if you see Me. 
I will be available for play scenes as well as slave dates with a bit of planning. For play scenes you must host and deposit 50% up front so sort your calendar and make plans while we both still have time to set aside for play! Thank you for reading My website and following directions if this is your interest. Obviously I will be busy with the event on the 6th but will be in town for a few days before and after the party.
I have been regularly updating My fan pages:
worshipSheri dot com -loyalfans
onlySheri dot com       -onlyfans
sextpanther dot com /MissSheriDarling
Join one and serve Me virtually from wherever you are. All of these sites have a webcam session feature that you can utilize to cam with Me. Tribute to get My attention to start off and then secure a time slot - let's play. I love seeing the look on your face as we meet on cam and then finding out how fun and submissive you can be for Me.
Ive also been doing a lot of reflecting lately. Its been almost a year since losing someone close to Me. That really put things into perspective and still does daily. That defining time showed Me the value of the relationships I had. I reflect about how I spent the last year. With who. Did they make Me happy or impact My life positively? I reflect about how I got to this point as a seasoned pro dominatrix of over ten years now. Long story short Id just really like to emphasize how fake the relationships I had within My own industry turned out to be. All the girls I've worked with have tried to screw Me or My biz over one way or another (except Isabella and Jordan).

The relationships that stood the test of time are all with people who don't need to use Me for promo, who don't need Me to bring them clients or need people to help make them look good. Thank you, friends.  

Its liberating to see the growth I've been able to experience since leaving those relationships behind. I'm  not sure if Id have Sheri Land and a footprint in Las Vegas if I was splitting My time between HB & LA like I had been doing before. Being a conservative health nut who still refuses to be vaccinated definitely sets Me apart from the bunch. Good. I'm glad I'm not like them. Once in a while I question if I should be in this "world". But Ill never leave, it's My personal fuck you to anyone who would love to see Me go. :)  

And for some Vegas photos..
I dont think I have ever felt or looked better. (photo above is Me poolside enjoying some tanning time on My cabana)
I have never felt more fortunate and balanced. 
Thank you slaves for being there for Me and for working hard to be able to serve Me and shower Me with gifts and acts of service. I love being your shiny Mistress. 
above photo taken 3/21/22
**Side note~ My 10 year Niteflirt anniversary is 4/30! Call Me at to celebrate with Me. **
Serve Me.

Thursday, December 2, 2021

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Las Vegas Dominatrix Birthday Wishlist

Hello fans & stalkers,
I have been very pleased with My stable of playthings, slaves, clients and worldwide worshipers so this update has been overdue in My mind. But I overthink things sometimes instead of just writing an update and posting it lol I am happy to be finally feeling like My people are reemerging after the scam that had us separated for over a year, I could not be more excited. Most of you stayed in good communication with Me - good boys. It has been fun to execute some of those plans we have been formulating together over the recent months. One of My favorite things about planning BDSM scenes with lots of notice is how elaborate I can get. Casual is sometimes fun but only if its with someone that I know very well and it has to be kinky. Vanilla casual sometimes feels like punishment, because I believe that I am worth way more effort and planning.
I am used to feeling like a black sheep with My kinky life so this entire scam has just been -that- but on another level. And its ok especially because I feel like a lot of people are finally coming around to see that just like kink being a personal choice for each individual so are the decisions on measures that we take to protect our health. Also, some of you need to go back to minding your own fucking business. I am totally fine holding out to do some of the things that used to be My favorite for as long as it takes for Me to feel like I want to participate again. I am just focusing on staying positive and spending My energy differently these days. I have always been a firm believer that you support what you love actively + vote with your dollars. I am excited to begin to split My time between Huntington Beach and Vegas! I have made sure to update My website calendar to reflect where I will be seeing My favorite pervs. I am utilizing My website more and more these days. Check it often. 
Summertime was fun. I managed to move half of My stuff to Las Vegas and began to set up camp! Im already finding My favorite local things to do while Im in town. I have a lot of dreams for Myself to fulfill while Im in Vegas. There are a lot of things Id like to do with My slaves here as well as solo just for Myself. During covid all I did was workout and garden so its nice to be able to manage those two passions on a larger scale now since I have more space. Plus the added bonus of interviewing new slaves post covid & in Vegas has been quite fun to break the tedious day to day stuff up. It had been tricky sticking to My fitness routine but I am back at it and I feel better than ever. It feels good to stay discipline and give My body the self care and hard work that I crave. Work hard + play hard. I could use additional fitness slaves to sponsor all of the supplements & gym passes Id like to enjoy. 

I finally went to My first concert in two years! I am so happy that live music is coming back. I am selective about what I support so it was an outdoor festival where no tests, masks or vax required. I would also love a concert pay slave to sponsor all of the shows Id like to go to in OC and in Vegas. Gimme :)
There are a handful of experiences in Vegas that I think would be extra fun with My people. So reach out via email when you will be in town, lets coordinate some fun.
When I do sit still for more than a few minutes you slaves have been lucky to see Me utilizing every curve as a weapon against your weak mind on webcam very regularly these days. Usually week nights but available most days with a few hours notice. I love cam domination sessions, it is so fun to see your face.. etc. The best part of online domination is that it bridges the gap in distance for all of us. I have been getting a lot of requests to see Me in person but I am still being selective. This has been a great way to meet for the first time face to face to a bunch of My people. Still seeing My favorite people who I have ongoing play with feeds My kinky heart and adding new ones in who earn their approval here and there has been going well too. After re-doing My website application process a few weeks ago I have already noticed a significant positive impact on the interaction that I have with new people. I like that it feels more like a conversation than you asking Me for a service. I am not interested in people seeking just a service and I enjoy people who understand that the relationship part of Ds / Ms is more important to Me. If I do not vibe with you right away I honestly think it is for a reason, I am easy to vibe with.
My dungeon >     I always get compliments on the vibe so I am very proud of being able to hold a space where the outside world is easily forgotten. I am excited to continue working on it to create more elaborate scenes with more fun toys, I love being your lifestyle Mistress. My scenes have become more elaborate with the added bonus of never having to share the space with anyone else. Its fun to be able to ask if you guys are on a tight schedule so I know how deep we can dive into play- a few of you lucky ducks have gotten Me on days where I could not care less about the clock. Thank you to the guys who get Me and make Me happy here regularly. Without you Id be sad. <3
Snapped a few photos of a fun scene with a good boy recently. Electro play violet wand, bondage, sex swing, locking heel cuffs, latex bondage tape were just a few things that got this party started. I never stop play for photos unless I know that it is something that you like and want because you specifically said so prior to beginning play time. Sometimes it can ruin the moment but sometimes it is fun to capture the moment too. 

All My hot photos get posted to now instead of social media. Its the website where My true fans get to know Me and get to see the real Me, what Im up to, what I like, teasing, photos and videos. If you want a Domme who has a set number of updates promised and a certain fetish to cater to each of you every single day - look elsewhere. My fan account is literally My true fans supporting Me and being allowed access to My private kinky life as a Pro Domme. If you have ever wanted to be My slave this is where you should start. Once you join you should use it to send tributes and compliments regularly. I love being served. If you are not serving you do not exist.  

This extra wide and extra long custom latex vac bed behind Me was a gift for My birthday last year from one of the sweetest slaves <3 My birthday is already coming up! I am so greedy for latex that its just a matter of narrowing it down to a manageable wish list that I can share. More on this below.

This was Me stepping out to a play party a few weeks ago.
I was happy I could match these emeralds to the rubber, both slave sponsored.
Be sure to sign up to My website email list. 
Find it at the top of My website
That is how you will be notified when I am ready to party again. 
Soon. But no promises.
I have a lot of great excuses to celebrate but being an independent person Ill probably just take Myself to a fancy af dinner & get a nice bottle of champagne. I would love to celebrate it the same way with each of My favorite slaves, offer yourselves up. 
Ten years as a Pro Domme is here.
My Birthday is also almost here.
Life is great, I have never felt better.

Ways you can make Mistress happy when meeting or taking Me out:
  • Communication is key. 
  • Be open because having expectations is the quickest way to suck the fun out of things. 
  • When I feel like I am well taken care / that you are being generous I want to return it in kind.
  • Acts of service and gifts are My love language. Do homework to learn My preferences.
  • If something does not feel like it is worth My while I will be honest and not spend much time on it. 
  • Be thoughtful by never arriving empty handed. 
  • Have a plan B & sometimes C.
  • Manners. Get all of My doors for Me and offer to assist with carrying all of the things.

Birthday Wish List
MsSheriDarling@ ProtonMail . CH
Just delete the spaces. Gift Voucher. I put two dresses and one catsuit in My cart that I have been wanting to order for a long time so that I could calculate the total with shipping and the order came to $1,010.00 rounded up ($371, $272, $272 + shipping). ** TY slave grayson 🖤 for your contribution towards this ** TY slave Jeff for your contribution towards a new rubber catsuit 😍 ** I ended up getting two catsuits and two new rubber hoods for Sheri Land <3

I would love more custom latex made by Abigail Greydanus who has made most of My rubber collection. She has My measurements and knows Me very well. Over the years she has helped Me bring My hottest custom rubber fantasies to life so if there is something you would like to be made for Me please order through her! I would also love a tab to use up so that I can design something special Id like! Coming up with something unique is always fun and a must for a true latex fetishist like Myself. If I were to place an order for a complete custom lingerie look (includes bra, panty, gloves, stockings & accessory) I like I would expect to spend around $1,000.00, or for a sexy cocktail dress or bodysuit maybe between $300-$500. Off of the top of My head Id love a new complete lingerie look or two, a cocktail dress and a few swimsuits. ***** Thank you slaveforSheri for sending Abigail 1k towards My rubber latex lingerie! 😍***** I ended up getting two sets of lingerie with matching opera gloves and a bodysuit all custom designed just for Me <3

Photoshoots. There are two photographers I would like to work with, one in LA/OC and another in Vegas. Their photography packages begin at $500. I have not done a proper photoshoot in over 2 years so this is overdue. Especially because My body has never looked better. 

BDSM Furniture. I would love additional pieces made. This is for My big slave spenders, I expect to spend at least $1k per item. I have too many ideas so this would likely be something the buyer would enjoy most. 

Id like to treat Myself to all of the finest spa day experiences that I can get My perfect little fit body into while Im in Las Vegas.

Here are links to all of the Las Vegas spas that I would like to enjoy on your dime, not all of them have gift cards so you can send a gift card for the amount instead:

The Euphoria Kings Bath: Menu

CBD From  This website has kept Me sane since finding their products about two years ago. Still have not found anything that works better for Me when I am feeling anxious.

I am looking forward to finishing the year strong with some of My favorite slaves and kink friends. Planning a head and communication are key. So if it is serving in person, on cam for sessions or calling on the phone I want you guys to know that I appreciate all the servitude that goes into keeping your Mistress happy. I truly am.

Thank you / keep it up.

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Summer Season Goddess Update

Hello fans & stalkers ;)

I hope that you are all doing well today, I am. And I'm looking better and feeling better every single day. More importantly I'm able to enjoy it all because I'm also happy. I knew there would be a point where I would have to explain to you how things would work post scamdemic. I know that there are a lot of people looking to get back out there. There have been lots of applications to serve which is always flattering and I like. There are also slaves looking for parties and things to do, ways to serve and to be trained. Without dancing around the issue Ill say it straightforward: I am being so much more picky with My time and attention. Lets catch up.

I love being served and at this point - over 10 years- into My Pro Domme life you should know I don't have to tolerate any bs. Ive had some incredibly generous and loyal slaves serving Me throughout this "down time". Those relationships have deepened and became stronger. I have a nice stable of slaves and Im glad they hold My standards high and strive to serve Me always. It makes wanting to divide My attention a challenge at times and especially when you factor in time when Im not in "work mode". For example I make collaring a 1 year probationary trial, that is after I agree to see you for a tryout. I do not jump into anything and I enjoy drawing it all out. Mostly because consistency is key in keeping your Mistress happy. Easy come easy go they say, right. Not around here. So that covers slavery. Lets touch on sessions.
Unimpressive session applications do not compel Me to want to divide My time for them to be honest. I need to feel good energy way before I consider letting you into My beautiful private dungeon. Think more Mistress less Pro Domme fetish dispenser. There are other ways to gain My consideration. I have paid phone lines where you can plea your case. You are always welcome to schedule a paid cam date so that I can interview and interact with you. Sending gifts and using communication is the old fashioned way to gain My attention. Help Me feel something about you please. If Im going to spend My time to play with you I wrap My head around your fantasy for at least a few days. I spend the entire morning grooming Myself meticulously as well as My dungeon and toys. I have a goal for our scene as well as options for the different courses playtime could take Uus. Its not just an hour of My day by any means. So making a positive impression along with your application would be ideal. That covers wannabe clients. Lets praise those guys who, luckily, I already like to play with.
I know some of you have been curious about how I spent the year and managed to stay so happy, Sheri Land & loyal slaves.
Such good gimps for Mistress!!
I enjoyed bringing in the new year together as well as using a few of you cucks to make a better Valentines Day for Me by utilizing your dinner date tributes! TY. My slaves know that I have toughed out some pretty serious things this year already that I dont like to broadcast across socials too much. With the loss of a loved one immediately followed by some major emergency dental surgery I was on relax mode for a few months without choice. I basically was forced to take off May and June. There was no way I could consistently work through it all. I love that My slaves sent tributes so I could take time off that I really  needed. I'm fortunate to not have just clients but some pervs with really big hearts around to support Me ❤️
Thank you slaves. 
During the lockdown I did manage to get over to Las Vegas a handful of times! It's somewhere I don't think I will ever get tired of. There's always something new to see, an event to check out, and obviously a handful of slaves to pick from when I want to be wine & dined. My slave (below) got very lucky in sin city.. And lubey, and sweaty, etc..  I had him entertaining Me in Las Vegas and enjoyed every minute of it. I will likely be splitting My time between there and My Huntington Beach Dungeon more often. Has whips will travel ;) I do want to hangout with some of My favorite people while we both happen to be in town up there. So dont be a stranger! For example I will be there 3x already during August, so lets coordinate. 
Besides Las Vegas I am not excited about traveling. I am determined to remain v a x free. No shots for this Goddess. I will not even pretend to play into any of this or lie about it. No. I do not care what anyone else does with their decision making on that. Do it. Dont. Whatever makes you happy. I have slaves who agree and who agree to disagree with Me, we respect each others choices just like adults. **I wish people got back to asking each other if they are happy instead of dosed** Im healthy and happy. Thank you slaves for understanding and appreciating My decisions. Lockdown brought so many like minded pervs and people onto My radar and managed to get rid of some people that were never My vibe but I tolerated in certain instances. I just wish everyone would realize where this all leads to if they continue to play along. Im tuned out. No news. No radio. Only Sheri Land,, or !
While all the girls I used to work with were busy being brainwashed by acronyms and pronouns I leaned in to Sheri Land & doubled down on Me <3 I am so happy I did not huff My mask all year or gain the covid 25. I have never looked better and I love the attention I am getting for it. I was told recently by someone that Im "glowing", and I agree. I even see it. I am so damn happy and unapologetic about how I feel. I guess if I was them I would try to pretend Sheri didnt exist too. But I love how they are also spending their free time blocking Me and screenshooting My posts just to talk about Me. Successful and so busy, right girls lol. I began to get a cold shoulder when I started to lose weight and become healthy and truly happy with Myself. I began to only hear from My femdom friends for professional purposes. Final straw for Me, I knew we couldn't be friends anymore when they were sour about My online businesses and Me saying that I was thriving and keeping afloat at the beginning of lockdown. I was told that it was because of My privilege that I was able to stay afloat lol I have NOT been invited and will not be attending any fetish parties in Los Angeles any time soon. You cannot pay Me enough to go to LA or to play in a room of girls who believe that cops are bad. I would not feel safe and do not want to associate with girls like that. Sometimes I miss the play parties so I will probably just start hosting My own. Stay tuned.
While Im bringing up other people I should share the landscape of what I see as the current FemDom scene around Me. Most of the local pro girls I know went woke. There are a couple of Mistresses who are still cool and I talk with regularly but were busy and we never see each other. The other handful of cool pros tend to be spread out across the county but I do invite them to visit Sheri Land to get away if theyd like to. The Complex dungeon in Orange County shut their doors at the beginning of scamdemic. That was run by Irene Boss who sometimes visits OC. She has always been cool to Me but we are both busy and tend to not run into each other during those visits. The other persons space who I liked to play at was The Ivy Manor in DTLA owned by Isabella Sinclair who relocated to the East Coast at the beginning of scamdemic. She has remained kind to Me but who knows when I can see Her again. Those were two spaces I lost where I personally liked to spend time. In the local LA community I see Sanctuary LAX is having fund raising because apparently they need to catch up on rent not paid. The Lair in the valley also seems to have not been paying rent during the scam because they are also fund raising. Those were spaces I had been to but not in years. Those memories are still fresh, it would be bad to see them close for good. I worked My ass off to keep things afloat for My dungeon. To be honest Im curious what they did instead. I wish this wasnt the case for anyone because these are not small losses in the kink world and likely these people were just doing what they believed was right for them. (I think they are only making the situation worse by having their divisive vaxxed only parties, Ill never support an event requiring that bs but that is a whole other story.)
Your Mistress was very happy with the service of a sweet slave who I have gotten to know during lockdown. I hope he liked the sight of Me in leather skirt, jacket & Louboutin boots and a fat cigar sticking out of My mouth as much as I did. Does it really matter? No but doesnt hurt. I'm pleased is really what matters. 
What else pleases Me? More sexy custom rubber for your latex Mistress. I can never get enough. Rubber makes Me so happy. Im so glad I have so many slaves enabling Me and My fetish. I love dressing up and then letting you guys all see Me shiny & happy makes it all that much more fun. There is no feeling like being shined up in second skin rubber by a nervous sub who is about to be used and drained. I honestly don't think I will ever scratch the itch on this one fetish because I think I will always need something newer, sexier, tighter to be worshiped in or just more special because its new and custom just for Me. Just ask how you can fund a new outfit, I will let you lol
Obviously your Goddess stayed consistent in they gym the entire scam. I purchased some gym equipment but there really is nothing like having a hot girl squad that you can go fuss over to break up the endless dick pix ;) So I joined a gym that was deemed essential and have not stopped going. You already know that I want you to pay for more gym passes and supplements if you wanna call yourself My slave. Do not send Starbucks gift cards. Do you think I look like this because I drink empty calories and to-go food all week? No. I can live off of latex lol 
Buy more. I need something for Halloween and for My birthday in November.
I also want more dungeon furniture built. I already know what I would like. Please dont send starbucks gift cards, send visa gift cards and Ill add them up to buy something more substantial. Help Me reach My goals, and focus on making it count instead of just being counted. I have got a bunch of subs trying to serve Me which I love, its flattering. For some, unfortunately for them, it feels like they are aimlessly going through the motions. Imagine if I spent My time responding to 15 mediocre messages each morning to ask how I am doing today instead of engaging with someone who craves connection like I do. Make it count.
Be sure to subscribe to My website so that I can send an update once there is an announcement to make about upcoming events in Orange County. 
I am happy and content and I am ready for more of what I like. 
Im considering allowing some new slaves to serve and earn a spot in My stable. First step is to apply through the slavery application on My website. Then they would follow through with making a connection with Me just like they would with any other girl they would want to accept a date request. If someone has already filled out an application but did not hear back from Me then they do have permission to follow up and ask about it one time. Also... Im happy to welcome back some of My past perverts who snuck away. Welcome back, bitches. Start digging. you guys always come back. Always. 
DomCon seems like it is not on the table for Me this year. All of the people I would want to hang out with will likely not show up. They all said that they do not have a week to hangout by LAX and take photos, we are all busy managing our own dungeons and businesses and a conference would eat up too much time. I would love to see people if they are in town for the thing but like I said previously: I really cant be bothered to come to LA. Not any time soon. 
I spent some time making My patio more private. Its now a discrete very private outdoor space where you can be a useful human ashtray slave or foot stool while I relax. It gets the perfect sunset in the late summer / fall, so now. I actually really like spending time in this spot, its got a nice vibe. I hope to utilize it a lot more now. 
Between managing My stable, family time & the freedom I have with My time I am excited to find out how you will work hard to earn My favor. I know I just said a lot but I hadnt updated My blog in months and I have been getting a lot of messages asking questions and this was the easiest way to respond. 
And if you dont like My blog or what I have to say then you dont get to kiss My ass. 
 No! ;)